She's Baaaacccckkkkk!

Scary Mary is at it again, this time she was spotted hitching a ride to the airport, possibly trying to get out of the country before she is caught......

Scary Mary's new pet spider

In an act of ultimate compassion, Scary Mary visited the local spider rescue shelter near Hilton Head Island and saved this poor arachnid from certain euthanasia. Arnold Schwatzenlegger (Mary's name for the spider) is still not completely housebroken. He does love to cuddle up near your head at night and looks as if he will make a great watch spider. He does like to watch TV and his favorite show is Spider Pig!

Updated Report

There has been talk that Scary Mary has been lying low as she has been spanning the country visiting her relatives...word has it she may be heading back to this area, all must be on high alert, as we have learned she is very sneaky and could surface any place and at any time!!!!

Scary Mary has a cousin in Lake George, NY

Spotted in Bolton Landing this past Memorial Day weekend was yet another relative of Scary Mary - Spooky Sally. Children and parents alike, be on the lookout for this terror doll running loose in the eastern Adirondack region.

After years of searching, we believe we have located a long lost relative of Scary Mary posing as a toy in a second hand store in Hamburg. Looks like the art of being able to hide in plain site has been passed down for generations!!!

Scary Mary has run of the place....

Rumor has it that Scary Mary's caretakers are going to be leaving her for awhile. Only time will tell if she will stay in hiding, or if she will decide to let the true voice of her inner self run rampant while they are away. All are advised to use extreme caution if she is sighted there is no telling what a Girl Gone Wild may do if provoked or confronted.....

Scary Mary to star in Broadway remake on SyFy channel

A remake of the Broadway musical South Pacific is being planned with a macabre twist. The name will be changed to South Prosthesis and a relatively unknown has been named to star as the island matriarch. Her name is Scary Mary and can be seen on a new MTV video entitled "Scary Mary is the doll I fear". If you loved MJ's Thriller then Scary Mary will have you Moon Walking to the bathroom.

WARNING

All residents in the Williamsville are should be warned that Scary Mary, although she looks like a child is really 30 some years old...she has never been brought in for questioning so details about her are sketchy....as is her behaviors..

A creepy Christmas story?

These recent photos below, posted by Shawna bear some resemblance to the leg lamp lamp in the Christmas classic - A Christmas Story. This daft attempt at craftiness leaves residents of the home frightened and confused. Does Mary think she is fooling anyone? What does she plan to do next???

New Scary Mary Sightings?...Maybe...

Sightings

Below is the most recent Scary Mary sighting as reported by Mr. and Mrs. DeAgro of Western New York. Though unharmed by Scary Mary, the DeAgro's are currently in intense therapy to help cope with the frightening ordeal. The deer was never heard from again...

"Chuckie's sister attempts late night bedroom invasion at the Williamsville home of Paula and Frank DeAgro. Authorities have been notified but have been unable to locate the doll known as Scary Mary. An unidentified neighbor claims to have seen a very scary looking doll riding down the road on a deer but authorities could only find traces of synthetic blond hair on some tree branches found on the island across Ellicott Creek. Numerous sightings were reported in the Glen Park area throughout the early morning hours but police have been unable to apprehend Scary Mary. Should you see Scary Mary, police have asked that you call Shawna or Catherine at 3 AM in the morning."