Below is the most recent Scary Mary sighting as reported by Mr. and Mrs. DeAgro of Western New York. Though unharmed by Scary Mary, the DeAgro's are currently in intense therapy to help cope with the frightening ordeal. The deer was never heard from again...
"Chuckie's sister attempts late night bedroom invasion at the Williamsville home of Paula and Frank DeAgro. Authorities have been notified but have been unable to locate the doll known as Scary Mary. An unidentified neighbor claims to have seen a very scary looking doll riding down the road on a deer but authorities could only find traces of synthetic blond hair on some tree branches found on the island across Ellicott Creek. Numerous sightings were reported in the Glen Park area throughout the early morning hours but police have been unable to apprehend Scary Mary. Should you see Scary Mary, police have asked that you call Shawna or Catherine at 3 AM in the morning."
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