Scary Mary has run of the place....

Rumor has it that Scary Mary's caretakers are going to be leaving her for awhile. Only time will tell if she will stay in hiding, or if she will decide to let the true voice of her inner self run rampant while they are away. All are advised to use extreme caution if she is sighted there is no telling what a Girl Gone Wild may do if provoked or confronted.....

Scary Mary to star in Broadway remake on SyFy channel

A remake of the Broadway musical South Pacific is being planned with a macabre twist. The name will be changed to South Prosthesis and a relatively unknown has been named to star as the island matriarch. Her name is Scary Mary and can be seen on a new MTV video entitled "Scary Mary is the doll I fear". If you loved MJ's Thriller then Scary Mary will have you Moon Walking to the bathroom.

WARNING

All residents in the Williamsville are should be warned that Scary Mary, although she looks like a child is really 30 some years old...she has never been brought in for questioning so details about her are sketchy....as is her behaviors..

A creepy Christmas story?

These recent photos below, posted by Shawna bear some resemblance to the leg lamp lamp in the Christmas classic - A Christmas Story. This daft attempt at craftiness leaves residents of the home frightened and confused. Does Mary think she is fooling anyone? What does she plan to do next???

New Scary Mary Sightings?...Maybe...

Sightings

Below is the most recent Scary Mary sighting as reported by Mr. and Mrs. DeAgro of Western New York. Though unharmed by Scary Mary, the DeAgro's are currently in intense therapy to help cope with the frightening ordeal. The deer was never heard from again...

"Chuckie's sister attempts late night bedroom invasion at the Williamsville home of Paula and Frank DeAgro. Authorities have been notified but have been unable to locate the doll known as Scary Mary. An unidentified neighbor claims to have seen a very scary looking doll riding down the road on a deer but authorities could only find traces of synthetic blond hair on some tree branches found on the island across Ellicott Creek. Numerous sightings were reported in the Glen Park area throughout the early morning hours but police have been unable to apprehend Scary Mary. Should you see Scary Mary, police have asked that you call Shawna or Catherine at 3 AM in the morning."